Look at this amazing bottle of polish. I may have actually made a squee when I saw it on the shelf.

Just look at that amazing starry goodness. The glitter!

Now weep for the sad reality of this polish.

Yep, that’s it. After lots of fishing with the brush I managed to get one piddly little star out of the bottle. The glitter barely shows even with after multiple coats. I can’t even be bothered to clean this up, it’s going straight off again…